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🐝Hi! I'm Valerie, and I support the bees🐝✌️😎
I love when my cat meows at me and I can see her little teeths cause she looks like this
My cat is being oh so meanies to me but I can’t take her seriously because everytime she opens her mouth to yell at me she becomes a stapler remover
(via glitterweave)
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.
(via literallyaflame)
ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize
man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???
moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass
certified iconic post
(via rasstegai)
this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted
never forget
what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??
It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬
POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong
(via frabt)
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me….you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
(via straightboyfriend)
David Cronenberg and Clive Barker
Who are the dudes holding them?
Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld
love wins ❤️
(via liberalfartsdegree)
“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism
The idea of a person being capable of incredibly immoral acts but held in check but their love of their partner sends me every time
yes
pairs well with this one
(via kylorensuggestions)
Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”
(via durnesque-esque)
