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The Valociraptor
My mind basically has only two settings: completely uninterested or utterly obsessed. I like boys and butts and that's all there is to it.

joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

(via tonyabbot)

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sleeping-besideyou:

when you really need to pee but you want to stay on the computer..and the bathroom is literally 5 seconds away, it feels like choosing between life and death really!

(via okaymad)

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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

(via asvprock)

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via retiredjesus)

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jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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(Source: r18emalf, via tonyabbot)

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medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

(via cheeto-bandito)

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bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

(Source: bedfish, via tonyabbot)

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5 hours ago

Art blog

lebaenese:

White model
White model
Addidas
Nike
White model
White model with a bloody lip
Flower
Some runway of a designer no one has heard of
White model
Closeup of a hand or neck
Sock

(via australiansanta)

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5 hours ago

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via ugly)

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial, via heavenlypieceofpie)

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2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(Source: wurnbo, via dutchster)

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tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via stability)

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