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The Valociraptor
My mind basically has only two settings: completely uninterested or utterly obsessed. I like boys and butts and that's all there is to it.

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

(via totallynotmisha)

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4 hours ago
loveanddelete:


I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

loveanddelete:

I was going through the #askThicke tag on twitter and found this gem

(via espeyonce)

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5 hours ago

spanishskulduggery:

It’s really weird trying to explain the differences between Catholicism and other branches of Christianity to people who aren’t religious because it ultimately ends up, “Well this is Catholic, this is Catholic classic, this is Catholic-lite, this is diet Catholic, this is new taste less calories not as popular Catholic, and this is I can’t believe it’s not Catholic.”

(via kearabaggins)

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5 hours ago

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

(via precumming)

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5 hours ago

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via ruinedchildhood)

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5 hours ago
Me:*heals self*
Enemy:*heals self*
Me:Whoa. Whoa.
Me:What do you think you're doing?
Me:I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
Me:Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
Me:
Me:
Me:It's different when I do it.
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5 hours ago
16 year old child:mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
Straight parents:you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
Baby boy:*stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
Straight parents:oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
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5 hours ago

stylinson-ofabitch:

givedeanwinchesterhispie:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY

(via tortillah)

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5 hours ago

praising-ed:

mangacartaholygrail:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

image

(via tortillah)

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5 hours ago
malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

(Source: pdlcomics, via hannibal-eats-the-rude)

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5 hours ago

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

(via hannibal-eats-the-rude)

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5 hours ago
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