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The Valociraptor
My mind basically has only two settings: completely uninterested or utterly obsessed. I like boys and butts and that's all there is to it.

The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

(Source: bunmer, via waywarddevil)

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meladoodle:

do men really think cleavage always naturally exists without a bra bc most of the time it doesnt. melabooble lesson #1

(via singapork)

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bongfucker:

so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking

(via arianasgrandepenis)

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zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(Source: zaynandharrypls, via randyscavenge)

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pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

(via halesfire)

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silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762, via thatsthat24)

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

image

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(via arianasgrandepenis)

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bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

(via australiansanta)

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lollipvps:

But you have to understand that when both my cousin and I came out as bisexual to our great-aunt, she told us we were too young to label ourselves.

You have to understand that both of my brothers are gay and came out to her before the ages of 15. She had absolutely no problem.

My great-aunt is a 69 year old lesbian.

You have to understand that not every aspect of biphobia has to do with homophobia.

(via arianasgrandepenis)

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flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

(via reigisaisreal)

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linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

(Source: erya, via fuucksicle)

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