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The Valociraptor
My mind basically has only two settings: completely uninterested or utterly obsessed. I like boys and butts and that's all there is to it.

t-angy:

i want to be 18 but i also want to be 8

(via spoken-not-written)

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heyteenbookshey:

That moment of anxiety when you are about to use a word you learned in books but have never said out loud and have no idea how to pronounce it oh god what if I say it wrong everyone will know I am a literate fool

(via spoken-not-written)

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babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

(via spoken-not-written)

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perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(via ugly)

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gaysquib:

I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.

gaysquib:

I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.

(via bewbin)

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15 hours ago

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

(via pornstarwars)

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catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

(via zackisontumblr)

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cadburycreamcoolator:

it’s fun to watch this kid get kicked in the head but look how close he was to actually dying. the conductor was saving his life. it’s media.

cadburycreamcoolator:

it’s fun to watch this kid get kicked in the head but look how close he was to actually dying. the conductor was saving his life. it’s media.

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15 hours ago

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

(Source: katara, via bangcocks)

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15 hours ago

princecharmingtobe:

convenientlyrad:

accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive

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(via carlyoulilshit)

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samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website

(via dutchster)

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via official--satan)

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derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

(Source: internetwanker, via official--satan)

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