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The Valociraptor
My mind basically has only two settings: completely uninterested or utterly obsessed. I like boys and butts and that's all there is to it.

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

(via joshpecksmom)

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thatfunnyblog:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

thatfunnyblog:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

(Source: flexsays, via unknownimaginations)

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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via officialbutts)

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Me (via cantchangethestars)

(via edibledairy)

Range Rover, Range Rover send boys with trust funds on over.
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Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation  (via gaykinq)

(Source: tehjeff, via zackisontumblr)

Wow, what a butthole.
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irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via snazziest)

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foxfamilyfeatures:

sometimes i get really worried that people who were cruel to me are reading my blog all the time waiting for me to blog about feeling bad or being in trouble so they can feel triumphant about it. well the jokes on you. i am veyr beautiful, popular, successful, and thrilling. you will never win 

(via mishcollin)

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quicksllvr:

deadpool movie

with ryan reynolds

that ignores x men origins

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(via teamwinchesterbros)

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reallylameblog:

officialannakendrick:

did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine

no she did it because she wasn’t ready for the test (even though she said she was)

(Source: epic-vines, via fvming)

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benedict-1976:

Summer 2013 London  Sherlock on the set

benedict-1976:

Summer 2013 London  Sherlock on the set

(via thechrysalis)

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